It’s me, Charlotte. Just kidding.
Earlier in the week, I posted this as a gift for all (4) of my loyal readers: http://rhodeislandread.blogspot.com/2010/02/chicken-surprise-for-loyal-readers-only.html
I spent a lot of time on it and I thought everyone would love it and we could have a lot of deep conversations over all the great blogs out there and further the character development of Pearl Annabelle Lafleur. But nobody read it. I waited two whole days. This is me waiting:
So then I posted this: http://rhodeislandread.blogspot.com/2010/02/well-isnt-it-ironic-little-too-ironic.html
to remind my loyal readers to not take me for granted because I do have feelings and all, and also to alert them to the original post. I could have just sent a direct email to all four of them. Since one of them is my daughter, I could have just said something to her. But I like to do things the hard way whenever possible so writing a second post that, as fate would have it, no one would read within the next 24 hours, seemed like the way to go. Here I am waiting for someone to read my second post and not getting any younger:
And then I began posting my own comments because nobody was out there. They were all busy fawning over their Valentine’s Day roses, I guess:
Get it ??
But then, Anonymous saved me from myself. Anonymous left a comment:
Stop drinking the bong water. Anna, Alanis, and Tiger do not read your blog. I do, however, and I am way better than any of them.
And now enquiring Chickens want to know…Who was Anonymous??
My first thought was:
of course and FINALLY. But reality hit and I realized Bruce is probably a little too busy to go about searching for the best hidden blog on the blogosphere.
So then I thought:
He got my tweet and decided to check in? Prince would definitely think he was “way better”, so that part made sense. But then I realized that Prince is so “Way Better” that he would not be looking on anyone’s blog but his own.
Okay, not a Rockstar. That leaves friends and bloggers. I have my suspicions.
Come forth Oh Anonymous and be immortalized and rewarded.