Chicken Takes a Personal Day…

Hey World,

I took a personal day today just to reflect on my life and enjoy the moments, catch up with my peeps, finish the laundry and clean the house. It also means I can have wine in the middle of the day if I so choose.  It’s 2PM now. Let’s see where I am.  Introducing my Bridget Jones-inspired Diary.

2:  number of times I woke up this morning
1. number of times I went back to sleep (for those of you not so good at math)
10. number of times I’ve reflected on my life thus far (it is all good)
9. number of moments I’ve fully immersed myself in (soon to be 10:-)
12. number of peeps I’ve caught up with

2. number of phone calls to my husband (those were a bonus)
1.5 number of glasses of wine at lunch (the day is not over)

.5  number of loads of laundry I’ve completed
0 housework I’ve completed
ciggies:  I don’t want to talk about it. I’m quitting soon.  I swear.

Before I forget, this is one fun website:

And now, let’s talk about this guy:

Why are we talking about this guy?

Because I totally love him and it’s my blog.  Feel free to send me your own photos of random people you love.

Facts about this guy that I made up:

He has a blog.  It is

He not only plays the flute, he also plays a sweet harmonica

In 1976 he won a Jerry Garcia look alike contest

He took four years of dance lessons at Arthur Murray studios (notice the fine pointed toe on his right foot)

He left a high-paying job as an astrophysicist

To become a psychiatrist

And I’m pretty sure his granny made his outfit. And that he cuts his own hair.  I love him.

Okay, that was fun.

Here are some photos from the website indicated above that I am illegally downloading just for you.  Just the sort of peep I am.  Please don’t tell.  I don’t want to go to jail.  But if you do tell, please also let it be known that I listed the website and also gave credit and that you would not even know about the website had I not mentioned it because I am a good peep.  And too cute for jail. And way too picky about food to survive in jail.  Be sure to mention that also.

Here we go, it is a round trip ticket to funnyville for you:

Here’s a guy that probably doesn’t date a lot but probably is a fantastic date
The website said this is a girl but I am thinking adam’s apple=not a girl.  I could be wrong.  At any rate, again guessing that we are not looking at a person who dates a lot but who is hopefully paired with a like-minded individual
Here’s my new ride.  Sweet, right?  In the winter I cover the top with a gigantic nylon-clad foot.  In my imagination.
Here is PanasSumoWrestler’s ride.  It’s handy for attracting the (drunk) ladies
I’m not sure who this guy is. He’s not from the same website.  But I was thinking of switching my profile picture.  What do you think?
This guy eats live snakes and seems to enjoy it.  I’d rather date the pierced guy/girl
This is me with my handler.  He only puts me on the leash when we are playing the “game”.
Annnnnddddd now I am completely out of control so this may be a good time to stop.
World, don’t forget to check out Pearl’s page.  It is all her’s and she has a lot to say.
Why can’t I get the left alignment to work? 
So I say goodbye from the center, World.
This is Chicken signing off.
Take care.

  7 comments for “Chicken Takes a Personal Day…

  1. March 5, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    After reading / seeing this post, I need to refill my voddy glass before responding as I am in shock.

    Gimme a sec…

    Right. Voddy refilled.

    I have just seen a Yorkshireman in a cowboy hat shagging a sheep.

    Fair enough.

    I've seen a man in a nappy playing a flute.


    I've seen someone who could easily be killed if they come within 6 feet of a magnet.

    No problem.

    I've seen some chap eating live snakes.

    I can live with that…at a pinch as I'm not a snake.

    I've seen a very nice motorbike and a black chap in serious need of dental work.

    I've seen a stilleto with a stearing wheel and a very big Cock indeed.

    As you have reflected on your life 10 times I dread to think what the missing two might be!!!…;-)


  2. March 5, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    Ahhh Dinners. Those would be my very private reflections. There are no words nor photos I can provide:-)


  3. Anonymous
    March 6, 2010 at 4:01 am

    Ha! Another good post Chicken. Love it. Still waiting for the Fan Page in Facebook (tap, tap, tap to the fourth power). Your blog is always the height of my day…which might speak more to my dismal existence than your writing skills 😉 Just Kidding!

    I remain your number one fan,


  4. March 6, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    Funny you should mention fan page, CB. I went on facebook today to try and figure that out. And I couldn't. I need things to be simple. I need a link on facebook, a big link, and it should stay “Start Fan Page Here (no, click on the link, you idiot, that's right, take your mouse, move it over the link, double click, there you go, dear, time to get on the short bus now”


  5. Anonymous
    March 9, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    yo chickie.
    thanks for keeping real. you never sease to amaze me with your wit.


  6. Anonymous
    March 9, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    you so funny chickie.


  7. March 9, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    Yo Anonymous squared-thanks:-)


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