Assuming a tuffet could resemble a big, ugly office chair.
You can probably guess where this is going…..
Good morning, World.
littleb and I were up early this morning, still spouting our Apple, Hey….Apple nonsense and driving BigB insane so he banished us downstairs.
littleb promptly found a rerun of Max and Ruby and I decided to watch more Annoying Orange episodes.
I was having a grand old time when I sensed movement to my right.
I glanced over. And saw this:
Have I ever mentioned that I hate spiders?
Well, I do. They are totally rude.
I should add this story to Sad Adolescent Chicken Stories. I had forgotten about it. When I was young but way to old to be sucking my thumb and desperate to stop, I somehow convinced myself that every time I sucked my thumb I would see a spider. And it worked. Mostly because I secretly sucked my thumb quite a bit and it was summer, so there were a lot of spiders around.
And now I’m thinking that perhaps Someone is trying to tell me to quit with the Annoying Orange routine. It was funny the first time. It was less funny at 6 a.m..
Well. Do you know what I have to say to Someone?????
Hey…..Apple. Apple. Hey.
But Seriously. Check out this one. Plumpkin
We have a great day planned here at the coop. littleb, R and I are heading over to the Bear’s den for the annual folk festival, and then BigB and I are going out tonight. Alone. For the first time since 2007. We’re going to a Mark Knopfler concert. I’m often Mark in my Rockstar fantasies.
Hope you have a great day, too, World.