Hey, It is me, Chicken…but now I’m a Princess!

Hey World,

Funny thing happened on the way to the QVC website:

I met a Queen and she dazzled me with her gems, cracked me up, gave me a slap on the side of the head, and made me a princess.  Just like that.

I’m royalty.  Yeah.  I know.  Heady, isn’t it?

So, for my tiara, which I’ve been told I should commission immediately, I’ve decided on something green and indicative of my background. 

My tiara will be made of twigs foraged from the woods behind my childhood home, as well as shells and sea glass from the rocky beaches of Maine.  It smells like pine.  Nice, right?

Anyway, to read all about it, you can go here:  The Queen of WTF

Also, I got this special badge.  I’m not wearing my tiara yet, and I usually wear a lot more fleece than this, but still, can you see the resemblance?

Just kidding.

There. That’s better. 

Jumping out of a cake near you soon

Chicken out

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  15 comments for “Hey, It is me, Chicken…but now I’m a Princess!

  1. March 3, 2011 at 2:26 am

    Ok, see, THIS is why you are the coolest in all the land.

    I knew there was something royal about you. ALL HAIL CHICKEN!

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  2. March 3, 2011 at 2:41 am

    thankyouthankyouthankyou very much Suniverse.

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  3. March 3, 2011 at 2:45 am

    Well hot damn we have a new princess in the land!!! A new one to corrupt! *insert evil laugh*
    LMAO
    The Dame

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  4. March 3, 2011 at 6:52 am

    Congratulations!!! And I am so glad that I now have my own princess to be obsessed about. So tired of hearing about Kate and Prince what'shisname.

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  5. March 3, 2011 at 9:53 am

    Princess Chicken has quite a nice ring ….
    Yep – you're gonna have to ramp up the swear factor Princess.

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  6. March 3, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    Sitting on that pink, jewel encrusted heart does NOT look comfortable. Must be that royal blood of yours that makes it bearable.

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  7. March 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Hi Dame, I know, I sense a hazing coming on….

    SubWow-Yaaaay you're home. Missed you.

    Pyjamas: I know, right? So much better than “dead Chicken” or “Soup Chicken” or “Chicken Casserole”.

    Elly-more like the Crown Royal….oops. Sorry, I didn't mean to rub MFBD in your face. Too well do I remember those days of forced sobriety.

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  8. March 3, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    for real? smells like pine? and tree frogs? I'd love this here tiara. It would look fab with my pigtails.

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  9. March 3, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    does this mean you got your virginity back?

    (the girls hangin out at the corner store told me it was ok to do it cuz you could get your virgity back at the doctor's if you needed to)

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  10. March 4, 2011 at 12:15 am

    @mommakiss-I will get one for you, too!

    @punker: Oh really? They told me if you went seven years without doing the deed it would grow back.

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  11. March 4, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    yea,, we love our Princess Chicken… and.. she's on the Royal Bus tour with us.. expect videos all week.. we'll let you know how much fun she had.. We'll SHOW you the things SHE can't remember… *insert Dame's evil laugh…

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  12. March 4, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    @thequeen: You really didn't have to lure me out to the bus with that value size bottle of Chardonnay. I was coming anyway. But I'm the agreeable sort. I went along with your little plan, and now I'm on tour AND I have a big bottle of wine. Who's smug now, huh?

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  13. March 7, 2011 at 5:14 am

    I have no idea what's going on, but I love it when someone gets crowned. And also when they pop out of cakes. Very exciting.

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  14. March 7, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    Hahahahaha! XD!
    Actually, I love the idea for your tiara. *runs to get sketch book*

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  15. Anonymous
    April 7, 2011 at 3:21 am

    Wowzer Chicken,

    I must have fallen down the rabbit hole. I missed all these great post. (Forgive me my queen.)

    CB

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