Chicken Dinner….

Hi World,

It is lunch time at preschool.  Littleb sits with all of his little friends, around their miniature tables, displaying manners he would never think of using at home.  And feeding himself.  Another task he prefers not to take on at home.

His teacher notices he is too busy talking to eat and tells him the lunch period is almost over, so he might want to eat up.

Littleb:  Well, it is ok if I don’t eat because my mom is making a big dinner tonight.

Teacher:  Oh really?  What are you having?

Littleb:  A roast and broccoli

Teacher:  That sounds good.  What kind of roast?

Littleb:  A roast with a dead turtle inside it.

Teacher:  Oh….well….that sounds interesting…where does your mother get her turtles?

Littleb:  She gets them on the beach. She has a pail that she uses.  The turtles are in the sand.  There are live ones and there are dead ones.  She only takes the dead ones.

Teacher:  And then she puts them in the roast?

Littleb:  Yeah, she takes the dead turtle and she puts it into the roast and she cooks it.  It’s good.

Teacher:  Yes, it sounds good…

God that kid cracks me up.  As if I’d ever cook broccoli. 

Now, if you will excuse me, I have some turtle gathering to do.   The turtles tend to die most often right about this time and I like to get in on the harvest early.  Before the other moms grab them all.

Happy weekend, friends.

Chicken out

  14 comments for “Chicken Dinner….

  1. March 12, 2011 at 5:13 am

    Mmmmmmmmmmmm….roast turtle. I'll be right on over.

    I prefer braised whale myself but beggars cant be choosers.

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  2. March 12, 2011 at 5:24 am

    Pinch Poke owe me a coke. I just commented on your blog. Then came back and…voila. So you bring the Southern Comfort and I'll bring the roast turtle, and we'll fish for whales for awhile.

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  3. March 12, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    Aren't turtles high in cholesterol?

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  4. March 12, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    I would like mine with a side of gerbil, please.

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  5. March 12, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    Kimberly- No, that's the turtle eggs…but I think they are high in sodium…

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  6. March 12, 2011 at 10:23 pm

    This made me laugh so hard. AND FYI – turtles are exactly what you need when your ship sinks and all you remember to grab is the galapagos. They will sustain you forever.

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  7. March 13, 2011 at 2:02 am

    LOL! This was the best thing I read all day!

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  8. March 13, 2011 at 5:34 am

    He is quite the story teller! Love it! Enjoy your turtle roast:)

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  9. March 13, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    THIS WAS SO FUNNY.

    Heehee.
    “turtle gathering to do.”

    I wanna T shirt that says that.

    Cute, cute post here.

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  10. March 14, 2011 at 5:17 pm

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  11. March 14, 2011 at 5:21 pm

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  12. Anonymous
    March 14, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    Don't forget to remove the plastic six-pack rings from the turtles this time. Just sayin'.
    GG

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  13. March 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    Who the heck is bookjones and why don't they want to talk to me? Huh?

    Anyway, hi GG. Not to offend, but they are easier to carry that way. Oh stop. I'm kidding.

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  14. March 29, 2011 at 5:28 am

    Nice. The kid is a future star on TLC!

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