Which Came First, God or the Black Hole?

Hi World,

Littleb and I were in the car on our way to pick up Apple, my five-month old granddaughter. (Her name is not Apple. That’s a nickname. I feel like I have to mention this thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow.). The conversation was all about babies.  After we exhausted the subject of what babies like to do, who owns all the  babies we know, how babies learn to talk, and about 3 million other details specific to babies, the talk segued into this conversation:

littleb:  Well,  everyone is a baby at first.

littleb:  Except God.  God is the only person  who was never a baby, right?

Chicken:  I guess so

littleb:  I can’t figure out where he came from.

Chicken:  Nobody can.  Or at least nobody agrees.

littleb:  Well, maybe scientists, right?

Chicken:  Ummm.  Not sure about that kiddo.  Do you think so?

littleb:  Of course, scientists would know.

Chicken:  Maybe.  Hey, maybe God came from a black hole…

littleb:  No (laughs)

Chicken:  Why not?   He could have come from a black hole.

littleb:  Silly. Black  holes aren’t even real!  (laughs)

Where did I go wrong?

Chicken out

Photo of a black hole.  Not full  dilated.  Note to self:  Show littleb

  14 comments for “Which Came First, God or the Black Hole?

  1. September 5, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    Oh yeah. These little ones have ways of taking us on carnival rides of confusion in conversations, don't they?


  2. September 5, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    That kid's gonna be a treat — and a handful. 🙂



  3. September 5, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    Next ya gotta explain the worm holes.


  4. September 5, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    Kids are so real and cute at the same time.


  5. September 5, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    Don't you let him watch Star Trek reruns?


  6. September 5, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    Thanks goodness for blogs so you can record these moments. 😉


  7. September 5, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    Every day,Betty. It's like “Who's on first”. Also, he's very good about asking about stuff that I think I know and then it turns out, I don't really know. I have a sense of the answer but I can't verbalize the answer. I thought it was just me.


  8. September 5, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    Hi Pearl, yes, he's six and he is both of those things:-)


  9. September 5, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    Oh, man, I just heard about worm holes, Simply Suthern. I don't even know where to start with that. Good luck with your new cheerleader. Do you do transmission work? Do you make house calls? To RI? Thank you for visiting my blog.


  10. September 5, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    Hi Munir, you never know how they are processing the information you give them until one day they say something that is totally out in left field of what you thought you taught them, but then you can see how they came to that conclusion. My kids make me laugh every day:-)


  11. September 5, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    Jenny-I am going to make it required viewing from now on!


  12. September 5, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    Hi Hilary-it's true. I go back and read the ones I've blogged about in the past every now and then. There are some I never got down on paper and I wish I had.


  13. September 7, 2013 at 3:27 am

    Sounds like a pretty smart kid to me!


  14. September 7, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    Hi Shelly-he is, thanks:-) Thanks for stopping by. I've been enjoying your blog.


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