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I am sure all your needs will be met by the friendly and eager employees lucky enough to work Black Friday.
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What, no request for complimentary finger foods and wine/coffee? Have you sent that letter yet? There's still time to fix it!
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Hi BB! When you are passionate about your job and filled with holiday cheer, no request is too entitled. In Narnia.
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Jenny- knew I was forgetting something! Target? Are you listening? What Jenny said.
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You are a riot! I don't know why I didn't think to send a similar letter to the Kansas City airport to ask them to keep the rest of the holiday travelers out of my way. Plus I would respectfully request that no TSA agent feel the need to pat anything on my body. AND the 3 oz. or less liquids is just silly. Sonic cups hold 44 oz.
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I want this as my superpower too.
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Target has finally come to Canada, but I have yet to target them. There was a time, when I would cross the bridge to Port Huron to buy tennis balls at Target. The world was different then.
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LOL, I sit here alone this morn as my wife and oldest headed out into the war zone at 5:30. They did not send out letters. They also drove the not so far dented minivan. I am afraid for the van.
I did shop(and buy) from Targets website. I wore clothes however. You know, with the NSA watching our buying habits.
Good luck little lady.
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Cheryl-try it next time and if they let the sonic cup slide, make sure they reserve an in-flight bathroom for you, as well!
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DBS-if we both aced the super power of manifestation, we wouldn't even need to go shopping. We could enjoy a nice cup of coffee and wait for it all to come to us. Note to self: Must go to Amazon and buy self-help manifestation manaul
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AC so where do you buy your tennis balls now if not at Target? To me, Target is the lesser of the super store evil overlords.
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Hi SS, secret between you and me and the internet. You could not pay me enough to get me out of my pajamas today and into a store. Well, you probably could, but it would cost you a lot.
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I think allowing them to have any other customers in the store when you do your shopping is extremely generous of you. But I would request the wine and a cheese tray.
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And I would add a complimentary mani and pedi as well…
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Thank you, Jayne. I think you are right. What say you, Target?
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Shelly, yes yes yes, in fact, lets us girls all just forget target and go to a spa instead. A wine/cheese/mani/pedi/finger food spa. Let's get massages, too
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I've shredded my Christmas list and pencilled in a girls' day. Done.
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Done! Not shopping. That probably won't get done. Unless Target has personal shoppers….do you think??
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