The Secret to Good Food

If you happen to be in charge of naming a new food,  I recommend a name that begins in CH.  As evidence, I submit this list of culinary cash cows.

1. Chocolate
2. Chili
3.  Chinese Food
4. Chimichangas
5.  Cheddar cheese popcorn
6.  Chardonnay
7. Chips
8.  Cheese
9. Cheeseburgers
10.  Chowder
11. Chewing  gum
12.  Cheetos
13.  Cherry Pie
14.  Chop Suey
15. Chorizo
16. Chevre
17.  Chuck  roast
18.   Champagne
19.  Chateau Briand
20.  Charcuterie
21. Char (fish)
22.  Cheesecake
23.  Cheerios
24.  Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
24. Charleston Chews
25.  Chickory Coffee
26.  Chutney
27.  Chocolate (it bears repeating)

Hmmm.  I feel like I’m forgetting something….

Chicken out

P.S.  But beware-every rule must have its exceptions, and the rule of CH is not an exception.  The mere smell of these two food products just might undo all the warm gooey goodness of the former.

1. Chitlins
2.  Chum (of course, one is only likely to be consuming chum if one dines at The Chum Bucket with Sponge Bob and the gang, or lives in the ocean and thinks he’s a shark, in which case one’s diet is the least of one’s problems).

  7 comments for “The Secret to Good Food

  1. July 16, 2014 at 5:39 pm

    Chicken, I, too, feel like you are forgetting something that starts with CH. Hmmm …. It's on the tip of my tongue, Chicken. Just can't think of it at the moment …

    This is an awesome list. How long did it take you to come up with it?!

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  2. July 17, 2014 at 1:00 am

    About three glasses of wine:-)

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  3. July 17, 2014 at 1:40 am

    Ha ha! Great answer 🙂

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  4. July 17, 2014 at 1:41 am

    🙂

    Odd. I can't think of it either.

    Pass the bottle!

    Pearl

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  5. July 17, 2014 at 2:39 am

    Chickpeas.

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  6. July 17, 2014 at 11:04 am

    If only I could, Pearl!

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  7. July 17, 2014 at 11:05 am

    Yum!

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