I woke up to the call of a persistent bird. “Mary ANN….Mary ANN……Mary ANN”. Whoever Mary ANN is, she’s in trouble…I keep waiting for the bird to say Mary ANN MARIE WALKER SMITH HOOLIGAN, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND GET YOU. But so far, it’s just Mary ANN.
Mary Ann, I think you can salvage this relationship and perhaps I could get a few more minutes of sleep if you would just come get your bird. Don’t make me come find you.