Me: littleb, what do you want to get Dad for Father’s Day.
littleb: I don’t know. I have to think about it.
Me: I was thinking maybe we could get him a new grill
littleb: Then he’ll think you want him to cook for us.
Me: He’d be right.
littleb: But that would be a present for you.
Me: I see your point.
littleb: Maybe we could take him out to eat.
Me: Sure. Where do you want to take him.
littleb: Longhorn Steak House
Me: Why there?
littleb: Because it’s my favorite restaurant.
Me: But that would be a present for you.
littleb: Oh yeah.This is harder than it seems.
Me: I still think we should get him a grill.
littleb: We’re not getting him a grill, Chicken.
Happy Father’s Day all you Dads. Hope you didn’t get a grill. Unless you wanted one.