You might be a very stable genius if…

What time isn’t it?

E8964EFE-F725-465C-B101-E43E14BB9538What Animal isn’t this?

F64A4567-2129-4A12-8360-0653A097B81BOne more. How about this one? Can you guess which animal this isn’t?

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Okay let’s try numbers! Yay! Numbers! Which is the wrong answer?

1.) 10

2.) 8

3.) I’m the best number adder in the history of the country. The history. Of the country. The best.

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Here’s a tough one. Can you not draw this?

A5737B43-0247-4093-83EB-A33B7D686E85You are doing great. You are fantastic, actually. One more. Here’s a list of words. Can you read them, close your eyes and then repeat them with the help of a TelePrompter?

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Give yourself five points for each correct answer. If you scored 30 out of 30, congratulations, you just might be a very stable genius!

Chicken out

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  17 comments for “You might be a very stable genius if…

  1. jenny_o
    January 17, 2018 at 3:14 am

    Hilarious . . . and frighteningly accurate. Maybe he’s using “stable” in its other sense, you know, where the manure flows freely? I don’t know where that leaves us regarding the word “genius” though. A genius with farm animals?

    And your picture reminds me, I hope no one thinks my blog name refers to the non-elephant party . . . maybe I need to put an explanation on my home page!

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    • January 17, 2018 at 3:19 am

      I think you are okay, PD but I ‘now what you mean. None of us want to be negatively associated. I’ll be sticking with my Chicken persona because I am very scared.

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  2. January 17, 2018 at 4:24 am

    I don’t know what to make of any of this quiz’s questions –that’s 100%!. I’m a genius!

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  3. January 17, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    Rather embarrassing that this is the cognitive test to determine president’s mental capacity. probably most early grade schoolers could score 30.

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    • January 17, 2018 at 11:57 pm

      My daughter had neurological testing in 8th grade for a learning disability. Her cognitive testing was a heck of a lot more involved than this. Isn’t it ironic? He probably could have passed that test overdosed on “Sudafed”

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  4. January 17, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    What if I scored 31? I can’t find the mistake.

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  5. January 17, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    I’m a very stable genius! I knew it!

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  6. Doug in Oakland
    January 17, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    Briana came up with the same take as Jenny; perhaps he’s the stable genius? Like Google’s first April Fools joke about free internet through the sewers, to be implemented by “plumbing hardware distributors” or PHD’s… only with horse poop instead of human poop?
    How do I find out whether 8 or 10 is the wrong answer?
    And money dog cats don’t seem too weird, but would a fake gay illegal gun perhaps be a toy with a pink stripe around the muzzle instead of the regulation orange stripe?

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    • January 18, 2018 at 12:05 am

      I guess it depends, Doug. Is the gun a fake gay gun or a fake illegal gun or a fake gay and illegal gun? In that case, it’s probably a real gun and you can just pick it up at gun show. Check Groupon-there might even be a discount available!

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      • Doug in Oakland
        January 18, 2018 at 1:09 am

        Fake, as in toy, gay, as in pink stripe, illegal as in toy guns are supposed to have an orange stripe, and gun as in that’s what it’s supposed to look like.
        Maybe a money dog cat could get away with it…

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      • January 18, 2018 at 1:51 am

        Maybe a gay one but not an illegal one

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  7. January 17, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    Oh, he just distresses me so much. The shit show never ends.

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    • January 17, 2018 at 11:49 pm

      It never does. It’s like The Apprentice 24/7 and we’re forced to bear witness

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  8. March 10, 2018 at 9:04 pm

    LOL! I enjoy your mocking of he who shall not be named. Also, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I’ll stop stalking now.

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    • March 11, 2018 at 12:47 am

      Phillll. Come baaaacccck. It’s only stalking when the stalkee doesn’t like it. Thousands of law articles have been written on this very subject. I assume.

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