What time isn’t it?
What Animal isn’t this?
One more. How about this one? Can you guess which animal this isn’t?
Okay let’s try numbers! Yay! Numbers! Which is the wrong answer?
1.) 10
2.) 8
3.) I’m the best number adder in the history of the country. The history. Of the country. The best.
Here’s a tough one. Can you not draw this?
You are doing great. You are fantastic, actually. One more. Here’s a list of words. Can you read them, close your eyes and then repeat them with the help of a TelePrompter?
Give yourself five points for each correct answer. If you scored 30 out of 30, congratulations, you just might be a very stable genius!
Chicken out
Chicken's Consigliere 
Hilarious . . . and frighteningly accurate. Maybe he’s using “stable” in its other sense, you know, where the manure flows freely? I don’t know where that leaves us regarding the word “genius” though. A genius with farm animals?
And your picture reminds me, I hope no one thinks my blog name refers to the non-elephant party . . . maybe I need to put an explanation on my home page!
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I think you are okay, PD but I ‘now what you mean. None of us want to be negatively associated. I’ll be sticking with my Chicken persona because I am very scared.
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I don’t know what to make of any of this quiz’s questions –that’s 100%!. I’m a genius!
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Geo, your genius was never in question:-)
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Rather embarrassing that this is the cognitive test to determine president’s mental capacity. probably most early grade schoolers could score 30.
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My daughter had neurological testing in 8th grade for a learning disability. Her cognitive testing was a heck of a lot more involved than this. Isn’t it ironic? He probably could have passed that test overdosed on “Sudafed”
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What if I scored 31? I can’t find the mistake.
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Because you are a super stable genius. More of Steve Bannon’s ilk.
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I’m a very stable genius! I knew it!
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Briana came up with the same take as Jenny; perhaps he’s the stable genius? Like Google’s first April Fools joke about free internet through the sewers, to be implemented by “plumbing hardware distributors” or PHD’s… only with horse poop instead of human poop?
How do I find out whether 8 or 10 is the wrong answer?
And money dog cats don’t seem too weird, but would a fake gay illegal gun perhaps be a toy with a pink stripe around the muzzle instead of the regulation orange stripe?
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I guess it depends, Doug. Is the gun a fake gay gun or a fake illegal gun or a fake gay and illegal gun? In that case, it’s probably a real gun and you can just pick it up at gun show. Check Groupon-there might even be a discount available!
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Fake, as in toy, gay, as in pink stripe, illegal as in toy guns are supposed to have an orange stripe, and gun as in that’s what it’s supposed to look like.
Maybe a money dog cat could get away with it…
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Maybe a gay one but not an illegal one
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Oh, he just distresses me so much. The shit show never ends.
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It never does. It’s like The Apprentice 24/7 and we’re forced to bear witness
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LOL! I enjoy your mocking of he who shall not be named. Also, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I’ll stop stalking now.
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Phillll. Come baaaacccck. It’s only stalking when the stalkee doesn’t like it. Thousands of law articles have been written on this very subject. I assume.
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