Author: chickensconsigliere

Will The Real "Anonymous" Please Step Forward…

Salutations, World It’s me, Charlotte. Just kidding. Earlier in the week, I posted this as a gift for all (4) of my loyal readers:  http://rhodeislandread.blogspot.com/2010/02/chicken-surprise-for-loyal-readers-only.html I spent a lot of time on it and I thought everyone would love it and we could have a lot of deep conversations over all the great blogs out…

Child’s Play

Good morning, World: You know the commercial about college scholarships? The one where the guy is sitting on the couch watching a commercial about how all parents think their kid is going to get a 4 year scholarship, and the guy looks over at his own kid who is, at that moment, twirling around in…

My Valentine

Hey World: It is Friday. Yay. And we are on the cusp of Valentine’s Day weekend. I don’t know about you, but this creates some unnecessary pressure in my opinion. Who’s idiotic idea was Valentine’s Day, anyway? What’s that you say? St. Valentine’s idea? And who him anyway? Naturally, curious Chicken that I am, I…

Let’s Have More Wine

Hiya World, I admit I’ve had a few glasses of wine tonight. If you are lucky, I will publish this before I go to bed and you will get all the good uncensored stuff which, no doubt, Chicken will be embarrassed by come morning. Otherwise, you will probably read the edited version, which is still…

Funerals and Observations

Hi World, it has been awhile. So…remember when I said that my resolution for 2010 was to, among other things, spend more time with family and attend a church supper? As the old adage goes, be careful what you wish for. Last weekend I got the news that my Uncle Sonny had died. This was…