This is the year I am officially old. No, it doesn’t have anything to do with my actual age, wrinkles, or droopage ratio. I feel old because I’ve scanned several fashion magazines this week and I have not found one fall fashion that I want to embrace. I feel like I should be lounging, newly…
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Fashion is a Two-Faced Bitch: Hair Got You Down?
Does your hair hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it o’er your shoulder like a continental soldier? Does your hair hang low? Well, you’re in luck, friends, because the scrunchie is back! That’s right, that 80’s…
What do you want to talk about today?
You start. No, really, I could wait here all day. I got nowhere to be. Actually, that’s not true, so I’ll start. There’s a new reality show on Bravo called Game of Crowns. It’s like Tots in Tiaras except with boobs and husbands. This show was filmed IN MY TOWN. And now I feel a…
Fashion is a Two-Faced Bitch: Closet Tech
Late adopter that I am, I’ve just only recently discovered the usefulness of apps. I’ve got a fitness app, a running app, a financial app, real estate app, and don’t get me started on all the educational apps I’ve downloaded. It would be nice to have a personal shopper app. An app that would shop…
BigB’s Breastfed Lawn
BigB believes in yard upkeep. He’s out there daily, enthusiastically tugging weeds, watering the grass, spraying things, cropping things, and so on. BigB thinks there is not enough time in the day to get his lawn as pristine as he wants it. This may be true, but still, BigB’s work shows. We have beautiful flowers,…
Box of Wine
Tonight I succumbed to a box of wine. This isn’t just any box of wine, it’s a gold medal winning box of wine. I didn’t realize that boxing wine was an Olympic sport, but apparently it is, and my wine won. Out of all the other boxes of wine, my box of wine prevailed. I…
Me: On a Diet
The day before the diet: No sugar, no dairy, no wheat, no problem! It’s just 14 days, right? I can do anything for 14 days. That’s it! I’m totally going on this diet. Tomorrow. First, I have to watch all the videos about the diet, post them on face book, buy 45 pounds of fresh…
Chicken’s Loyalty Program
We here at the Chicken’s Consigliere would like to say thank you for being a loyal reader. We know there are a lot of blogs out there, and we are honored…. Wait. What did you say? You’re not a loyal reader? You’re just looking for a good chicken casserole recipe? Oh! Welcome! Are you…
You Can’t Escape the Atelier
I need to write and run today. Littleb has big plans for me. The other day, as we were leaving his after school enrichment program, we noticed a book fair going on in the Atelier. Littleb has been enrolled in this school since he was 6-months-old and during that entire time, I’ve intended to look…
Vi Chronicles: I Found This Bunny For You
Vi lived in the moment, and in all those moments she lived, her goal was to have a good time as often as possible. On Fridays, this generally involved an evening at the local Amvets, feeding quarters into the slot machines and sipping sombreros made of Allen’s Coffee Brandy and milk. When the bar closed,…
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