Interview with a Designer

Hi World, It’s  Friday.  Fashion is a Two-Faced Bitch Friday,  to be exact. I’m here today with Naomi Baloney,  independent  fashion designer, and former stylist for the Barnum & Bailey Circus. Naomi recently produced the world’s first line of clothing constructed entirely from table scraps.  After last week’s runway show, Naomi’s work is being described…

Boomer Evolution

Hi World: Social scientists now divide the Boomer generation into two distinct groups, Boomer I and Boomer II.  I’m a Boomer II.  Raised in an era of benign neglect, we were tossed out the door every day after breakfast. “It’s too nice of a day to stay indoors!” was the universal battle cry of our…

The Devious Marketing Strategies of the AARP

Hi World, Did you know that John Stamos recently turned 50?  He did.  I found out from the AARP. I also just turned 50 but the AARP didn’t make a big deal. They sent me more crap in the mail.  I feel a bit overlooked but I’m working through it. I’ve been receiving AARP membership…

Weird Science: Meat Cubes

Hi World: Remember when you were a kid and you first heard Green Eggs and Ham? Maybe, like me, you thought to yourself,  “I don’t care if my parents make me sit at the table for a year, there’s no way I’ll ever eat green eggs!” Well, move over green eggs, and make room for…

Fashion is a Two-Faced Bitch the Sequel

Hi World, It’s me, Chicken, humble advocate of the fashion perplexed. Fall Fashion Trends keeping you awake at night?  Me neither!  But tough because I’ve researched it anyway and I’m sharing it here. This is my sharing time.  And 3….2….1….we’re on.. Friends, if there’s one buzz word in fashion circles this year, it’s “Style”.  These…

I’m About to Glamour You….

Hi World, I’ve been keeping a list of supernatural skills I would like to have. Time Travel is right up there on my list.  If I could just find one of those multi-dimensional portals, I would go to the past and fix some things. I would go to the future and learn something new to…