Dear David Duchovny, I caught your interview on NPR last night. The host discussed your new book, “Holy Cow”, and I was like, wait, David Duchovny wrote a book? About Cows? Holy Cow! (Bet you haven’t heard that one.) Listeners were invited to call in. I would have been one of those callers, David Duchovny,…
Category: Letters
And Then Chicken’s Mother Wrote a Letter
Dear Blogger: I am writing to discuss a matter of great concern. My Chicken is being bullied by someone in your organization and something needs to be done about it. Bullying is not to be tolerated. Ask Michelle Obama. Or any of the 87 Real Housewives. I am disappointed in you, Blogger. Has this behavior…
I am your sales representative…
Dear Colleague, I am your sales representative and as such I represent our company’s brand, services and employees in the public realm. Every day, I meet with potential customers. I tell them about our company. I convince them that if they have a need for a service we provide, that we (you and I), are…
Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, Hiiiiiiiiii! How are you? How was your Thanksgiving? How is the missus, and the elves and the reindeer. Did Rudolf get that glowing nose problem cleared up? Question: How good is good? I mean, could you clarify? Because I am confused, and here it is almost Christmas. Are we talking Mother Theresa good?…
Chicken's Consigliere 