Category: shoes

Fashion is a Two-Faced Bitch: You Can’t Trust Shoes

It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at DSW. The stilletos were preening, the men’s tennis shoes were trying to look masculine, as were the women’s tennis shoes.  The women’s were winning.  The hiking shoes were making fun of the extra wide sizes, the flip flops were being all nonchalant, and back on the sale rack,…

Chicken and the Case of the Shoes that Tried Too Hard

Hi World,I’m Chicken.  Sometimes I buy inappropriate footwear. Last winter, gripped by spring  fever and images of Orange County housewives cavorting in my head,  I bought platform wedge sandals.  I imagined wearing them with dresses, skirts, and  cute jeans throughout the summer.  I imagined the long, lean line they would give my legs.  I imagined  looking…