Tag: humor

Halloween Schmalloween

I’m not afraid of Halloween. So what if there are going to be 50 ten-year-olds in my neighborhood toting red balloons and evil smiles that they’ve practiced in the mirror for weeks? Doesn’t scare me. I KNOW THAT’S YOU, ANTHONY MARINO. GET OFF MY LAWN. TAKE YOUR BALLOON WITH YOU ya little bastard. He is,…

What’s in Your Kindle?

I had an urge to write about something, anything, that isn’t politics. That worries me in a way. I think the GOP’s most fervent wish is that the Resistance will calm the fuck down and go back to reality television.Then I reminded my self that I’m not the mastermind behind the Resistance. My 50 Twitter followers won’t miss me for a few hours.

In which a critic disappears under mysterious circumstances…

You know that restaurant critic?  The one who writes the harshest reviews? You do, I know you do.  He wrote things like, “The olivette potatoes were undercooked and pretentious, the lima beans edible but not sublime as advertised, and the tournedos of beef stingy, tough and dry.  I wouldn’t bring my worst enemy to this…

Recycle THIS, BigB

BigB discovered my fledgling compost pile and was not happy. “Are you feeding the animals?” he asked. “No.  I’m composting.” I replied. “Maybe we should find a composting barrel or something.”   Big B said, using that tone of voice I’ve come to despise; the tone that implies I’m engaged in behavior that 99.7% of…

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