Category: humor

The Chicken Family: Sort of like The Partridge Family, but with less talent and more husbands

  I’ve told you stories about my family but I’ve never explained my family. This is because that’s complicated. But I’m feeling expansive tonight so what the heck, here goes. In short, it’s a big, messy, beautiful love story. Let’s ease into it with this also familiar story line… Here’s the story of a lovely…

A Chicken, a Hot Dog, and an Oaky Chardonnay Walk Into a Radio Station….

I started, around mid-day, thinking about a glass of wine, as I tend to do on a typical Friday. An  oaky, buttery Chardonnay is my favorite. Add a side of reality television and a bag of chips and that’s a big Friday night. A reality smorgasbord of housewives, fixer uppers and restaurants you’d hesitate to…

Open Letter to David Duchovny

Dear David Duchovny, I caught your interview on NPR last night.  The host discussed your new book, “Holy Cow”,  and I was like, wait, David Duchovny wrote a book? About Cows? Holy Cow! (Bet you haven’t heard that one.)  Listeners were invited to call in.  I would have been one of those callers, David Duchovny,…

Here in my car I feel safest of all

I  saw a commercial the other day  advertising a car with internet.  Do we really need another distraction?  Isn’t this a little like having a car that comes standard with a bartender?  When  do they picture us using this feature? I don’t want to share the road with people who are watching Hulu +. Why…